So it looks like my trip to Wankchester took a little too much out of you baby. The question now becomes, do you have one more winter in you, or do we find a nice retirment home? …
Month: September 2006
So aparently Newsweek is all about making Americans feel good, and getting an extra buck. Here is the cover of the new edition they are sending out depending on where in the world you live. All of these are the same except… This is really stupid. If you want something funnier about it, I’d look to The Daily Show. The cover article is actually a damn good read if you have a few minutes. …
There is a man in my house barking. Like a dog. He thinks it is funny, cause it gets the dog barking too. Know what I think? I think he is a fucking assclown. For some reason I find it to be the most annoying thing in the world, ever. Too bad the lightning bolt that hit the tree just outside our house last night couldn’t of hit him. …
Ahhh, that looks much better me thinks. Well, at least its something I can look at each day. …
So I went home today, for my grandfather’s 85th birthday party. It was a good fun time. I drove home tonight from Detroit to Lansing going no faster than 65mph, because my poor red roller won’t go any faster anymore. But I realized I haven’t posted anything about me lately. And we can be honest with each other. That is why you come to the funkyhouse. So now that I have obviously stated what I did today, lets do a …
For us rap fans out there here is some big news. Jay-Z is going to be making a new album Kingdon Come and is rumored to be released in November. I’m definately interested in checking that out, and you should be too. Cause I say so. …
Dog the Bounty Hunter was arrested along with his brother and son for a bounty they captured in Mexico. I like dog, his show is half ass kicking, half warm fuzzies. What I find most interesting is that he would go after a bounty in a country where it is illegal. On the show he usually seems to be extreamly good about following the laws of where he is. …
I’m not much for the Bush bashing, except perhaps for a good joke every now and then. And the differences between red and blue are as bad as black and white. Here is a really good editorial from Keith Olbermann. I think this is the one thing worth being posted on 9/11’s aniversary. Have you forgotten all of the promises made? Have any of them been fufilled? Why not? …
This is absolutely amazing. I’m not even sure how to describe this, getting pitty passed through english and spanish leave me with the inability to give this man a just description. The best thing I can say is to just watch the video. And hulk smash. Yup those are the two best things I can say. My jaw hit the floor when I saw his drawing of the Coliseum. …
More stupid people. Here is the cops video of him finding his own lawnmover. …