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So I appologize if you have been having trouble viewing funkyhouse.net lately. Been having issues, but these should all be good to go here within another 24 hours. So I’ll post this now, and apologize for the trouble. Heh, I know its trouble, cause I know you all can’t live without your gooseneck fix. Tough cookies. Pull your mouth off my balls and deal.

gooseneck Dave

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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