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Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise.

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In GeneralDecember 15, 20056 Views

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I went to a website tonight. It asked:

“Cookie?”

But there was no option to say “yes.”

I was sad.

I really wanted that cookie.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.