Communication

Communication skills in the US are at an all time low. For example:

“Thanks for calling tech support, my name is goose, can I have your full email address please?”

“matchbox twenty at domain dot com”

“And is twenty spelled out?”

“Yes, all lower case.”

I did not find an email address [email protected] in our database. I did find the customer’s account with the email address [email protected]. Sometimes I weep for the future of this country. Sometimes I want to jab my eye out with a spoon. Sometimes I want to just kill everyone.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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