An Update on Goose
“What have you been up to goose?” You may ask. You ask because I’m an important person. I am the center of your very tiny unimportant world.
Well I’ll tell you cause I’m also nice. I got a job in Columbus. A very awesome kick ass job. They’re taking awesome care of me and I would have their babies if I had an extra ovary. I don’t. I got me an apartment in stumbling distance from a bar, and I’m just a few minutes away from my squirrel esq. attorney at law. Hooray!
So I’ve mostly been packing, moving, working, unpacking and the like. We got a lot of snow this weekend, so I showed Columbus how to make frozen lemonade. They enjoyed it. Hard. Real hard.
Anyways, peeps have all been up in my face sayin I should update this so people know what I’m up to so there you are. I’m glad you’ll all get a good night sleep tonight. I won’t. I need a new bed. Yes I can afford that now. Awesome huh?
