Assholes

So a guy at work today showed me this great post on another website talking about assholes. This post talked about how to tell if someone is an asshole. This first example is ordering a:

decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet

The post goes on and on about it. For the most part I can agree with it. But assholes don’t order coffee like that. Assclowns, wankers, and douchebags order coffee like that. People that order coffee like that are the reason assholes exist.