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Daily Show Skit
Here is a daily show skit about the hot item this year. The XBox 360. I’ve been trying to help my mom and her friend find one before Christmas. I might as well be wasting my time looking for a girl that won’t tell me I’m a
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Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise.
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Cookies
I went to a website tonight. It asked: “Cookie?” But there was no option to say “yes.” I was sad. I really wanted that cookie.
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Hoooookah!!!!!!!!!11111111
Ok, so I might not know how to speel it. But I know how to smoke it. And it is delicous. Just chilled at Woody’s smoking it up with a guy from work and a couple of his friends. Great times. Fruit punch flavored tobacco is r the p0wn!
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Tribbledibble
I just watched War of the Worlds. What an absolutely shitty ending. I think my penis could of ended that better. Scotty, well James Doohan, the man that played Scotty has passed away. Star Trek fans everyone are crying. Check this website out, particularly look at the pictures of smoke
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BMW Unveils the Turbosteamer Concept
Simple, and yet effective. Go Figure. BMW unveils the turbosteamer concept December 14, 2005 A large percentage of the energy released when petroleum is burned disappears out the exhaust system as heat. This has always been the case but the amount of energy released looks set to be cut by
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The Ten Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts
Spiffy, and I thought Squirrel’s wang was one of the most puzzling ancient artifacts. http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa011402a.htm
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Feed the IT Guy
This is it. http://tech.msn.com/guides/itdecision/feedtheitguy.aspx?GT1=7478
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MP3 of the Week
You request it(in a manner in which I can understand you, the form is straight forward) and I will put it up! Here is an accoustic version of Everlong by the Foo Fighters performed by Dave Grohl on Howard Stern’s show. Enjoy! -gooseneck Dave
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Happy Email
This is an email that was sent to everyone at work from the head supervisor. It includes the notes from the call a supervisor took to tell him how awesome I am. Cleary she has the right idea. The name has been changed to protect the inocent. gooseneck, This is
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Lyrics are Illegal?
Not even a full news story, just two paragraphs, I’ll try and scrounge up some more info on this a little later. You might remember some time ago Clint mentioning a little freeware application called pearLyrics that populated iTunes with lyrics of your currently playing tracks. Well, have no
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X-Men 3
Trailer for X:Men 3 is out. Pretty cool, definately looking forward to it this summer. You can check the trailer out at http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/x3/large.html Enjoy!
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Google: Ten Golden Rules
I know I’d like to work at google. Who’s with me? Google: Ten Golden Rules By Eric Schmidt and Hal Varian Newsweek Updated: 11:33 a.m. ET Dec. 2, 2005 Issues 2006 – At google, we think business guru Peter Drucker well understood how to manage the new
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News
I got some news today at work. It might be good news, it might be bad news. I don’t know yet. I can’t mention anything more about the news here. I think it is time to update my resume. That might be a good thing, it might be
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Where Are You Going
Where Are You Going – Dave Matthews Band Where are you going? With the long face pullin’ down Don’t hide away Like an ocean Which you can’t see but you can Smell and the sound of waves crash down I am no Superman I have no reasons for you
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Russian Squirrel Pack 'Kills Dog'
Don’t fuck with squirrels. That dog was lucky he didn’t piss off my squirrel. He would of shot him in the head with his awp. Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog’ Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local
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Executive Wants to Charge for Web Speed
Interesting none the less. I can understand the logic. On an airplane you pay more for a better seat. But that plane is taking you somewhere else on the planet. On the internet, everything is “equally” far away. They want to change that so they can make more money? How