I Taste Like Strawberries
It’s true. I taste great. I don’t know this from personal experience. I hear this. From people. They say I taste like strawberries. I think thats why people like me so much.
It’s obviously not because I shit red logs. I do. But people don’t seem to be impressed by that. They seem a little grossed out. I’m not sure why. Everyone shits red logs right?