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2005
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NYC Goes After Record Companies
It will be interesting to keep up on this story…. NYC goes after record companies Posted 17:32 – 27 December 2005 – by Brett Thomas The Attorney General of New York, Elliot Spitzer, is at it again. After wrangling with the insurance industry, wall street fat cats and various others, the
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Merry Christmas
Not because I’m on a crusade to make myself feel better because I said Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Holidays. Oh hell. Happy whatever the bloody fuck. I’m on my way home to Wankchester so before I leave, I thought I would give you all your present. That’
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Computer Updates
So…I’ve been updating my computers lately, and have come across some interesting things. First I’ll tell you what I have done, and we’ll go from there. Box #1 – AKA DESKTOP AMD 2200+, 512mb ddr, geforce2 TI, Soundblaster Audigy 2 Platiunum Pro. Installed the new Maxtor 250gb
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Goose and Squirrel Time
Hooray!!!!!!!11111111 What a fucking awesome Christmas present. That is all.
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I Am Your Problem
I am the bane of your existence. I cause all your problem. It is I who personally makes your life suck. I am the causer of problems. I take an easy life and make it harder. Why? Cause I have shit else to do. P.S. I am piss drunk
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Seasons Greetings
I found this out on the interweb and thought it was pretty damn good. I’ll share it with you. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
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Bitch
I am the bitch. It has been written on my forhead. I am here to be your bitch. I am here to bend over and take up the ass whenever you feel like it. On a more positive note in my life I got my new hard drive installed today.
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Shiver
Shiver by Coldplay So I look in your direction, But you pay me no attention, do you? I know you don’t listen to me. ’cause you say you see straight through me, don’t you. On and on from the moment I wake, To the moment I sleep, I’
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Daily Show Skit
Here is a daily show skit about the hot item this year. The XBox 360. I’ve been trying to help my mom and her friend find one before Christmas. I might as well be wasting my time looking for a girl that won’t tell me I’m a
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Cookies
I went to a website tonight. It asked: “Cookie?” But there was no option to say “yes.” I was sad. I really wanted that cookie.
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Hoooookah!!!!!!!!!11111111
Ok, so I might not know how to speel it. But I know how to smoke it. And it is delicous. Just chilled at Woody’s smoking it up with a guy from work and a couple of his friends. Great times. Fruit punch flavored tobacco is r the p0wn!
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Tribbledibble
I just watched War of the Worlds. What an absolutely shitty ending. I think my penis could of ended that better. Scotty, well James Doohan, the man that played Scotty has passed away. Star Trek fans everyone are crying. Check this website out, particularly look at the pictures of smoke
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BMW Unveils the Turbosteamer Concept
Simple, and yet effective. Go Figure. BMW unveils the turbosteamer concept December 14, 2005 A large percentage of the energy released when petroleum is burned disappears out the exhaust system as heat. This has always been the case but the amount of energy released looks set to be cut by
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The Ten Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts
Spiffy, and I thought Squirrel’s wang was one of the most puzzling ancient artifacts. http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa011402a.htm