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Communication skills in the US are at an all time low. For example: “Thanks for calling tech support, my name is goose, can I have your full email address please?” “matchbox twenty at domain dot com” “And is twenty spelled out?” “Yes, all lower case.” I did not find an
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BOOBIES! I saw the most perfecterestering pair of breastasisisis tonight. Happy birthday to me. Bring fajitas!
homonym
Have the day off today, it is my birthday after all. Went to the tire shop to get some new tires. Yeah I know the Red Roller doesn’t need new tires, she needs to be set aside and left to enjoy retirement. But the tires on her had metal
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Happy Birthday to me! I’m 25 so drink bitches! Think any of you can get me what I really want for my birthday? Be careful, Tom Cruise is crazy. He might be a little hard to kill, since he is fucking insane.
gooseneck
It goes round and round, never stops, never changes. Exactly like me. Once an asshole, always an asshole. I didn’t even get to do anything to be the asshole this time, it was done for me by hypocritical proxy. Fuck that!
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So first off, since today is now my birthday by eight minutes, and I’m on my second beer I think it is my right to bitch about something. I was on my break today. Doing what guys like me do on my break, when I was talking with a
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Last night it snowed, quite a decent amount too. Today it rained. Tonight there is a thunderstorm. Tomorrow we are getting more snow. God I love this state’s weather.
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Happy VD!
funkyhouse
Recently stated as my favorite Dave Matthews Band song, I can never get enough of this song. If you have followed my blog for a long time, you have probably seen the lyrics for this song posted many times. This is the version I like the one off of the
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So I was driving to the car dealership, like you do, to get my headlight cover replaced that appears to have fallen out from my car derby race from Albion to East Lansing Saturday night. Please note I never went above 45mph on 127. So anyways, they didn’t have
homonym
So remember that article a while ago I posted? I said I was gonna read their book. Well I got it today, read about 50 pages before I had to go to work. I think I might of actually gotten through the introduction. Anyways, I get to work tonight and
homonym
If you haven’t checked out www.overheardinnewyork.com I suggest you do. Fucking hilarious stuff. Here is a great example Woman: We’ll have the perfectly peanut butter sundae. Store girl: Okay, sure. Man: Come on, you know I fucking hate the taste of peanut butter! Woman: Are you
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Here is a great Dilbert strip. It is from yesterday actually. Hopefully they’ll let me link it here. http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert20012211860201.gif This is what is going through my head when people(Except Squirrel) ask for pc help.
homonym
My memory got delivered today. Hooray! Total of 1.25GB in my main box. Makes me squeal like a school girl. Here is a pic to prove how happy I am. I also got a new game today. UFO: Aftershock. Fucking awesome game. Too bad my 64mb video card can’
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"The $200 Billion Broadband Scandal." AKA Where's the 45MB/s I Already Paid for! I was lucky enough to be able to look over an advance copy of Bruce Kushnic's new book, "The $200 Billion Broadband Scandal" it's a powerful
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So I was outside getting some fresh air today, about to run some errands, when a new shiny chevi truch pulls into the driveway across the street. A big ole four door truck, black with orange highlights and a bunch of Harley decals. Looked really slick. Had the trailer hitch