homonym
Lissa
Lissa! I am what you would call an idiot. I deleted your request for an MP3. I can’t remember what it is you requested. Can you request it again? I’ll put it up I promise!
homonym
Good Ole Ma Bell
No, not that one that I use to hear the stories about. The one that ran Bells and gave out free slices of pizza to the brothers. I saw in the media world today that AT&T is trying to merge with BellSouth. Which needless to say has me
homonym
They Rubbed My Head
Five women rubbed my head tonight. All Night. This is one happy goose.
gooseneck
Rocks
So I was at work, standing outside, getting some air, stretching my legs, like you do. And I noticed the rocks on the side of the building still had a layer of ice of them from the ice storm we had a few nights ago. Looking at them all shiney
gooseneck
Communication
Communication skills in the US are at an all time low. For example: “Thanks for calling tech support, my name is goose, can I have your full email address please?” “matchbox twenty at domain dot com” “And is twenty spelled out?” “Yes, all lower case.” I did not find an
gooseneck
Hooray!
BOOBIES! I saw the most perfecterestering pair of breastasisisis tonight. Happy birthday to me. Bring fajitas!
homonym
Tires
Have the day off today, it is my birthday after all. Went to the tire shop to get some new tires. Yeah I know the Red Roller doesn’t need new tires, she needs to be set aside and left to enjoy retirement. But the tires on her had metal
gooseneck
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to me! I’m 25 so drink bitches! Think any of you can get me what I really want for my birthday? Be careful, Tom Cruise is crazy. He might be a little hard to kill, since he is fucking insane.
gooseneck
Like a Record
It goes round and round, never stops, never changes. Exactly like me. Once an asshole, always an asshole. I didn’t even get to do anything to be the asshole this time, it was done for me by hypocritical proxy. Fuck that!
gooseneck
Rant
So first off, since today is now my birthday by eight minutes, and I’m on my second beer I think it is my right to bitch about something. I was on my break today. Doing what guys like me do on my break, when I was talking with a
gooseneck
Thanks Michigan!
Last night it snowed, quite a decent amount too. Today it rained. Tonight there is a thunderstorm. Tomorrow we are getting more snow. God I love this state’s weather.
gooseneck
Happy VD
Happy VD!
funkyhouse
MP3 of the Week
Recently stated as my favorite Dave Matthews Band song, I can never get enough of this song. If you have followed my blog for a long time, you have probably seen the lyrics for this song posted many times. This is the version I like the one off of the
gooseneck
You Have to be Fucking Kidding
So I was driving to the car dealership, like you do, to get my headlight cover replaced that appears to have fallen out from my car derby race from Albion to East Lansing Saturday night. Please note I never went above 45mph on 127. So anyways, they didn’t have
gooseneck
Great Comic
Here is a great Dilbert strip. It is from yesterday actually. Hopefully they’ll let me link it here. http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert20012211860201.gif This is what is going through my head when people(Except Squirrel) ask for pc help.
homonym
1.255GB of Hooray!
My memory got delivered today. Hooray! Total of 1.25GB in my main box. Makes me squeal like a school girl. Here is a pic to prove how happy I am. I also got a new game today. UFO: Aftershock. Fucking awesome game. Too bad my 64mb video card can’