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Gobbles!
Just want to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone loving on the goose here. Have fun with your families, and don’t forget to have some turkey.
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Yelloew Fever
Ever wonder why white guys get asian girls? I do. This is a hilarious movie off the tube that describes exactly why.
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Points of Learning from the Past Week
Point one: Voting Democrat does not mean there will be a change. Do they have a plan? Sitting back and letting the other “team” fuck up doesn’t count as a plan. Guess what, more than likely, nothing will change. If you are smart enough you are going to realize
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Shades of Blue
Shades of Blue – Nick Lachey Looks like another day, Slipping through my window shade. Chasing the dark away, Sneaking into my room again. Are you a sad and lonely thing, Come to steal my piece of mind. The only peace I find, Is pretending that your still laying next to
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Pussy Beer
Because this is funny.
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Assholes
So a guy at work today showed me this great post on another website talking about assholes. This post talked about how to tell if someone is an asshole. This first example is ordering a: decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with
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I Taste Like Strawberries
It’s true. I taste great. I don’t know this from personal experience. I hear this. From people. They say I taste like strawberries. I think thats why people like me so much. It’s obviously not because I shit red logs. I do. But people don’t seem
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Beer!
So Tuesday night I was at the Crunch for their Oktoberfest. What a fantastical time. They had a ton of beers and the distributors there for us to taste all the different beers. I had a blast. The breweries included: * Arcadia Brewing Company * Atwater Brewery * Bell’s Brewing Company * Darkhorse
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You Should be in Radio
I’m not sure exaclty what that means. Well I mean, I understand the english language well enough to know what those words mean. I know enough to know what they mean when they are strung together to form that sentence. But seriously, the context of the statement. Why was
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Must...Pet...Bunny...Ears...
Friday sent this pic to me. And I must say, the bunny ears are something special for the two of us. I’ll share the pic, you’ll probably even like it if you have a penis, but you won’t know the bunny ears. That’s right, its our
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Weddings
So I was down in Columbustownville for Squirrel and Lindy’s wedding. It was fantasticly amazing wedding. I cried. That’s right, I’m a hopeless romantic, that is just how I roll. Coming back into town was sad for me. Hard even. Home isn’t where you hang your
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Poor Red Roller
So it looks like my trip to Wankchester took a little too much out of you baby. The question now becomes, do you have one more winter in you, or do we find a nice retirment home?
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That Looks Better
Ahhh, that looks much better me thinks. Well, at least its something I can look at each day.
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It is All About gooseneck
So I went home today, for my grandfather’s 85th birthday party. It was a good fun time. I drove home tonight from Detroit to Lansing going no faster than 65mph, because my poor red roller won’t go any faster anymore. But I realized I haven’t posted anything
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Who has Left this Hole in the Ground?
I’m not much for the Bush bashing, except perhaps for a good joke every now and then. And the differences between red and blue are as bad as black and white. Here is a really good editorial from Keith Olbermann. I think this is the one thing worth being
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MP3 of the Week
So this one comes to us from an album recommended to me by Squirrel. From the band Muse, which I can admit I had never heard of before. This song is off their fifth album Black Holes and Revelations and is definitely a single if not the first single off