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The United States of Total Paranoia
This article is hilarious! Check this out http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,24389-2252271,00.html Did I mention how hilarious it is? Ahhh….I’m gonna cry…..
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Mo Money Mo Problems
So I woke up today, and did a little reading online of what people think is important. I saw a bunch of blogs of people bitching about how congress didn’t up minimum wage but they’re gonna give themselves a raise. They were posting this as if this was
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Dane Cook Makes Me Wet My Pants
Also, he’s pretty funny. Here is his full skit from the Insomniac tour.
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The House
So I appologize if you have been having trouble viewing funkyhouse.net lately. Been having issues, but these should all be good to go here within another 24 hours. So I’ll post this now, and apologize for the trouble. Heh, I know its trouble, cause I know you all
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Squirrel
This would have to be my most favorite picture of Squirrel of all time. I will post it here for you. Hooray Squirrel!
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Hard to Concentrate
Hard to Concentrate by The Red Hot Chili Peppers Hustle, bustle, and, so much muscle Cells about to separate Now I find it hard to concentrate And, temporary this Cash and carry ‘em Stepping up to indicate The time has come to deviate And, all I want is for
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Stolen Sidekick Conclusion
Here is an article in the NY Times saying the girl that stole it was arrested. Hooray! http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/20/nyregion/20cnd-sidekick.html?pagewanted=4&_r=3
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Do You Think?
Do you think these types of games allow you to win? The only way these games work is if everyone is playing, and I don’t play. That means everyone loses, and I feel worse for you since you decided we would play games. We can continue down this path
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Depressing Snapple Facts
These are the kind of facts that gooseneck is all about. The last one is my favorite I think. Check them out here.
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Best Buy
So I went to the Best Buy the other day to pick up a couple of movies for my dad for Fathers Day like you do. Greeter/security dude, said hello, as per normal. Those guys are really on top of their job. Walked around on the floor, took a
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Visitation
So I didn’t post this earlier in the week, but I should have. So I will now. Squirrel and Lindsey came to visit, and it was much happiness. We sat around and drank, watching movies, just like the good ole days, and it was very enjoyable. Made me happy,
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Biography
So I got home from work tonight, like you do. Took out the garbage, like you do. Made something to eat, and sat down to watch some tv, like you do. Ended up watching Behind the Music about Nick Lachey. I gotta say, that show definitely put him in some
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Goose and Squirrel
Squirrel and Lindsey stopped through town Friday night. Was a great time, drinking and watching movies, like back in the good ole days. Too bad they had to leave Saturday morning, I don’t get to spend much time with them anymore. At least I’ll get to have some
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Updates
So I haven’t written much for myself lately. This week I watched Super Size Me. What an interesting documentary. The premise is what would happen if you ate only McDonalds for a whole month. I’m sure you can figure it out. But it does have some good points
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Michelle Boots
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that Dave Friday gave me a picture of Michelle Boots. For that he earns <3 points. It is now up on my wall, next to my picture of Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks. Delicious. Will definately help me fill the sperm bank and
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MACEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wow! That’s all I have to say. What an awesome show! Man do I love the funk Maceo puts out. I’m sitting here at work right now, exhausted after driving back from the show. The only think that is keeping me awake is thinking about how great