Rules for Moving

Here are gooseneck’s rules for moving.

1. Don’t.

2. Ever.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

1 comments On Rules for Moving

  • If you want help moving, I could take your big heavy computer for ya. Or you could stop being such a little bitch about it.

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