Just kidding. But not really. I didn’t actually trade my server for TP. I saw the poo tide rising and beat the crowd in stocking up at the start of the pandemic. You could say I keep a clean poop deck. Did you really come back to this website for a post full of poop jokes? You did, just learn to go with it. What actually happened was our basement flooded. Like all over your face a lot of flooding. …