Bitch

gooseneck

Dec 18, 2005 — 1 min read

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Stupid People,

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I am the bitch. It has been written on my forhead. I am here to be your bitch. I am here to bend over and take up the ass whenever you feel like it.

On a more positive note in my life I got my new hard drive installed today. A nice clean installation of windows. Got all my windows updates downloaded and installed. All drivers downloaded and installed. Now I just have to finish transfering my files and installing software.

p0wnz0rs!

I’m the bitch? Fuck you! You’re the bitch!

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