I Am Your Problem

gooseneck

Dec 22, 2005 — 1 min read

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I am the bane of your existence. I cause all your problem. It is I who personally makes your life suck. I am the causer of problems. I take an easy life and make it harder.

Why? Cause I have shit else to do.

P.S. I am piss drunk after smoking hookah and drinking furiously with my friends from work. They might not know every little persona thing about me, but they do not lie to my face. To the drunken passout I go. Merry Fuck You!

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